Sing along
Mitch went down to Cypress, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cuz he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
He found the man called Hogg and decided he'd take a shot. He felt a lil confident cuz Margaret Banks Hogg is not.
Mitch said, "You work on windows in the basement of the Hammer's place. An just about twice a month, the News and Record gives you space. I am sure that you know by now my ass is in a sling, Would ya ride on down to my office so I can splain' a few things.
Hogg said: "Just call me David and it might be a sin, but I'll ride on down to your office with you once I hang up with Ben."
Hoggard get your recorder ready and hide it in a good place. Cuz Mitch is gonna lie right to your face.
He has to cover tracks and make himself look like a stud.
Cuz if he don't his name will be mud.
Mitch opened his office and said let's take this slow.
I got a lot of documents that I aint supposed to show.
Just have a seat there Hoggard while I go take a piss.
When I get back I'll do something that you don't wanna miss.
When Mitch was finished Hoggard said, "Well I am glad that you're done. Listen to all your shit made me need my bourbon.”
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Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
Mitch is out of a job. His work is done.
Linda's in her office cleaning out her desk.
Read the News and Record to learn the rest.
Mitch bowed his head because he knew that Hoggard was through.
Then he started worryin’ bout all the people who were gonna sue.
Hoggard said, Mitch just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I don't like you more than Ben."
fire on the mount, run boys, run.
Mitch is out of a job. His work is done.
Linda's in her office cleanin out her desk.
Read the News and Record to learn the rest
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hogg Wild! What really happened with Mitch and Hogg?
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9 comments:
the problem isn't necessarily with mitch, per se. the problem is cops with questionable activities (i.e. conduct unbecoming of an officer. surely there is one of those catch phrases in their job description???). even if mitch were gone, the next guy won't replace bellamy. if they did, they would be labeled a racist. they can't get rid of the other problems, like hinson, because everyone has championed how wronged he was and how he was cleared by all of these investigations. none of the council members (re elected ones that is) can dare go back and admit they were wrong, no matter how much comes to light. even more surprising is mayor johnson. runs around saying how much better she wants to make the city. great, except to do that would mean admiting that mj picked the wrong man to replace wray and that they should be looking hard at the side business of hinson (home for wayword girls?) and demanding answers on how soon they will resolve the internal investigation of the 3 officers suspended. its amazing how much can get accomplished when people want it to, but in this case, dragging feet is the order of the day. and mayor johnson can't do any of this because it means she admits that prior to becoming mayor she say idlely by and didn't speak up. it also means shes gotta go against people of her same color, which instandly would draw criticism from her folks that she is being a racist. happens all the time. sad thing about our society. you can't be black and agree with a white poerson without being labels an uncle tom or a racist. i'm betting MLK is turning in his grave. so, leave mitch alone. things are too screwed up to fix because the things that need to be fixed are too far down in the food chain to get at (i.e. read civil service protection and threats of lawsuits if the idiots were dismissed now)
You are not right Ben Holder. That is hilarious.
Tony
FUNNY! BB
Could it be that Mitch knows that there is a Federal Investagation coming? Also that includes G.P.D. Hinson's problems aren't over yet. I think the next person who screems racist should move to Alanta GA and try it there. You'd be laughed out of town. Greensbor's city concial. One new member all ready caught taking money. And Perkins keeps in contact with his daddy Jim Melvin. But even Melvin isn't above the Fed's
OH MA GA!!!!
A true masterpiece... my hat is off to you my friend.
(Small quibble: Out of reverence, Bourbon should be capitalized)
What a riot! I love it. Who would have ever guessed Mitch and Hoggard would have a song written about them?
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Bravo. Truly great satire. Perhaps this is what Hogg should publish in his last column.
Awesome! And the singing ain't too bad either.
thats some funny shi.............t!!!!!!!!!
Bravo, bravo, bravo,
More, more, more!!!!!
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